Tony Sciuto: Captain wonderful [lyrics]

Tony Sciuto: Captain wonderful [lyrics]

Tony Sciuto

Captain wonderful

Captain Wonderful

Please turn the lights out tonight

The wife's been staying up late

Studying your window

You've been seeing too many x-rated movies

Captain Wonderful that's not so wonderful

So pull down the shades real tight

And say goodnight

Satin super flash your leather pants

Fit skin tight

Turning every trick

With a crack of your black whip

You've been steaming her glasses

With your porno antics

Captain Wonderful that's not so wonderful

So pull down the shades real tight

And say goodnight

Night after night

She just sits and she watches

Counting the notches on your water bed

How I wish it were sheep instead

Night after night

In your silk gartered stockings

He knows she's watching

All those things he does

Oh how I wish I was...

Captain Wonderful

When all your fantasies take flight

The lights on your super 8 capture her fancy

Your mattress acrobatics

Are making life crazy

Captain Wonderful, that's not so wonderful

So pull down the shades real tight

And say goodnight